DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
So young. So honest.
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
oh wait let me take back that last text
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
(Source: fuckyeah626)
2-3/50
(Source: stilestilinskis)
“My mom had rules when I was growing up: Don’t do drugs, don’t have sex, and don’t touch your eyebrows. So I got bullied as a kid for having ridiculous eyebrows.”
(Source: notaqueen)
yes but how old is the sport
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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